Criticism of Obama for his failures, apparent broken promises and his, seemingly, general ineptitude as the chief executive of the USA mount as his second summer in office is about to slam shut. He himself finally seems to have recognized that all is not well with his particular Brand as the customers that helped push his sales to record heights, just 2 years ago, have noticed the shoddy quality of the product being turned out by those he has surrounded himself with, in the president's office, and his workers in the congress plant.
The complaints have mounted sufficiently that he has been caught whining to some of his major shareholders that the customers don't know how good they have it with his Brands of politics, policy and public goods. As he told these sympathetic shareholders: 'half baked is better than unbaked health care and besides the soggy mess will be well worth the price the customer will be forced to spend to buy it'. He went on: 'our jerry-built financial reforms have finely tooled and expertly crafted loop-holes, for our dealers, but can be recalled later when they fail depositors and little investors and besides we've appointed someone to help consumers with Latin so they know what caveat emptor means. He finished his shtick, to rounds of applause and howls of laughter, by wondering aloud about the brand's motto: "War is Peace." 'How the customer can be confused by our beloved slogan baffles me! Jeez, even dumb Norwegians understand it and gave me a peace prize.'
Following the reporting of the comments loyal brand followers, upset by POTUS's distress, wagged fingers and scolded those who had been previously sold on the potential quality of the products to be sold under the Obama Brand label for their disloyalty
Some overheard comments from finger waggers:
"Grow up, be realistic, Obama Brand is the best product that can be produced given the inputs and the manufacturing facilities available in D.C.."
"You know a complete retooling is required in order to produce a new product model and that will take more time and more of your money."
"If you are going to intelligently consume politics you have no choice but to consume Obama Brand."
"Consuming the [only] other Brand has been toxic in the past."
"Consuming the [only] other Brand could be toxic for you and the nation if you buy it in November."
"Everyone has to adjust to the fact of life that what's delivered by the Brand is not what was shown in the catalogue and there is a no return, no refund and no complaining policy."
"If you are not going to consume Brand Obama you are no progressive, have no empathy, and are likely apolitical."
I know it seems almost to much to suggest but doesn't it seem like there is really a market opportunity for some innovator to develop a new Brand that would be consumed by those that actually want what appears in the catalogue and isn't toxic.
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Me chit-chatting with a Wagger
Wagger: That's stupid and childish. No one gets what they want. They get what they're given."
Me: Ah, I didn't know.
Wagger: The start up costs are too high for any really new Brands.
Wagger: And, there are real barriers to entry in this market.
Me: Anything else?
Wagger: Adults like shoddy, toxic Brands. It's human nature.
Me: Sorry I didn't know.