Some of this whacky christian stuff, that Chris Hedges writes about, is too funny for words.
Two life-size figures of children with long black hair and in buckskin clothes [hey long black hair and bucket skin [deer skin?] these must be aboriginal kids. Why not blonde kids wearing dinosaur hide] play in the stream a few feet from two towering Tyrannosaurus Rex models that can move and roar. The museum, which cost $25 million to build and has a sea of black asphalt parking lots for school buses, has a scale model of Noah's ark that shows how Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into the three levels of the vessel--he loaded only baby dinosaurs. And on the wooden model, infant dinosaurs cavort with horses, giraffes, hippopotamuses, penguins and bears. There is an elaborate display of the Garden of Eden, where Adam and Eve, naked but strategically positioned so as not to display breasts or genitals, swim in a river as giant dinosaurs and lizards roam the banks.
They, the christian museum - amusement park? - owners are serious though. They must be, particularly with a price tag of US $25 million, to set up this type of thing.
I suspect it would have a strong appeal to someone like Stockwell Day who, I recall, was laughed at openly, yes openly by most of the country and the MSM, during the 2000 Canadian federal election campaign. Day learned to keep his mouth shut about his screwball "The Flintstones" view of pre-historical times but you can see it in the bugger's crazed eyes. He still believes prehistoric man was roaming around with those big big creatures and I don't mean woolly mammoths.
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